Why The Cubs Should NOT Trade Kris Bryant

The Winter Meetings are in full swing in San Diego this week and one of the biggest names swirling throughout the halls of Hilton Bayfront is Kristopher Lee Bryant. The Chicago Cubs have stated they will need to clear some space on the payroll before moving their attention to strengthening their current roster. Unfortunately, Kris … Continue reading Why The Cubs Should NOT Trade Kris Bryant

Welcome Back To The Dugout Grandpa

We are going to take a quick break from criticizing Matt Nagy and Mitch Trubisky to bring you some exciting news from the great city of Chicago. Sources are reporting that Chicago's favorite Grandpa, David Ross, will be announced as the next manager of the Chicago Cubs on Thursday. This decision comes after both Ross … Continue reading Welcome Back To The Dugout Grandpa

Attention: Your 2019 Chicago Cubs Savior Has Arrived

The 2019 Chicago Cubs are a modern day version of Rocky Balboa. They started from nothing back in 2015, achieved the highest glory in 2016, and are now clawing their way back to stardom. They faced Goliath and changed the world just like Rocky did while beating Drago. The Cubs are no longer being considered … Continue reading Attention: Your 2019 Chicago Cubs Savior Has Arrived