An Ode to the Coolest Person Alive: Justin Timberlake

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With Justin Timberlake set to take the stage for the halftime show of the Superbowl in a few weeks I figured it was time to proclaim something that has been on my mind for a while.

Justin Timberlake is the coolest human being on the planet. End of discussion.

The man can dance, act, sing, is good looking, funny, and has fantastic hair.  I could go on and on and on, but instead I think I am going to show you just a couple different reasons why he is the coolest human being on the planet. I think we should start with the beautiful women he has associated himself with throughout the years…

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Munn

Lindsey Lohan

Rihanna

Scarlett Johansson

Cameron Diaz

Alyssa Milano

Jenna Dewan

Fergie

And of course one of the most famous celebrity couples of all time and led to one of the greatest encapsulations of the 90s in one picture…Britney Spears

 

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Not to mention the woman he gets to come home to every single night, Jessica BielJM_GAIAM_JB_04_0280_V1A_NEW

He was part of one of the greatest boy bands ever created and has somehow gone from this…

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To this…

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He provided one of the single most controversial moments in pop culture history when he got on stage with Janet Jackson and decided it would be a good idea to take her top off on stage.

 

He has transformed himself from a poppy, boy band star to someone who can mix is up with some country’s biggest stars.

 

And I didn’t even touch on his stellar performance alongside the beautiful Mila Kunis in the smash hit Friends With Benefits, not No Strings Attached.  I know they are basically the same movie that came around at exactly the same time. It is very confusing, but both are great movies.  Friends With Benefits > No Strings Attached.  Please don’t come at me. all 4 people that will read this.

So here is to you Justin Timberlake, keep dominating life and we will all keep clamoring at your every single move.

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